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'At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst.' (Aristotle)
Ancient Greek Philosophy		 'Hatred is never appeased by hatred in this world; it is appeased by love. This is an eternal Law.' (Buddha)
Chinese Indian Metaphysics		 'I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.' (Spinoza)
Western Philosophy		 'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.' (Bertrand Russell)
20th Century Philosophers		 'The scientist only imposes two things, namely truth and sincerity, imposes them upon himself and upon other scientists'. (Erwin Schrodinger)
Physics Prints Science Quote		 'The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty and Truth.' (Albert Einstein)
Albert Einstein Science & Life		 'The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God.' (Euclid)
Mathematics Mathematicians		 'I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.' (Marie Curie)
Scientists Inventors		 'Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.' (Seneca the Younger)
God Religion Morality		 'If civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world at peace.' (Franklin D. Roosevelt (FDR))
Famous Leader Politics
'Since philosophy is the art which teaches us how to live, and since children need to learn it as much as we do at other ages, why do we not instruct them in it?' (Michel de Montaigne on Philosophy of Education)
Education Educational		 'The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future.' (Herbert Spencer)
Evolution Life Nature Ecology		 'The Truth is far more powerful than any weapon of mass destruction.' (Mohandas Mahatma Gandhi)
Motivational Inspirational		 'No one was ever yet a great poet, without being at the same time a profound philosopher. For poetry is the blossom and the fragrancy of all human knowledge, human thoughts, human passions, emotions, language.' (Samuel Taylor Coleridge)
Metaphysical Poets & Poetry		 'In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.' (George Orwell)
Literature Books Authors		 'Analyse any human emotion, no matter how far it may be removed from the sphere of sex, and you are sure to discover somewhere the primal impulse, to which life owes its perpetuation.' (Sigmund Freud)
Erotic Love Sex Sexuality		 'Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.' (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)
Musicians Composers		 'No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.' (Mary Wollstonecraft, Vindication of the Rights of Women)
Women Feminism Art		 'Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters; united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels.' (Francisco de Goya)
Renaissance Fine Art Prints		 'QUESTION: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher? ANSWER: An offer you can't understand.'
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'The Gift of Truth Excels all Other Gifts.' (Buddha)

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Karene Jade Howie - Student of Philosophy and overworked shop keeper!Hello and thanks for visiting The Philosophy Shop. You are currently at the shop pages on our Philosophy Physics Metaphysics website - so you will notice that the links on this page will open a new window at our Cafepress Philosophy Gift Shop. (Cafepress are a print on demand online shop and top 500 website - The Philosophy Shop is one of the top 10 Cafepress shops out of roughly three million shops).

We really like philosophers and other creative thinkers of Human history - the Philosophy Shop represents several years work collecting numerous quotes and portraits from many of the greatest minds of the past 3,000 years. We hope you will enjoy browsing our unique collection of photos & paintings with their eclectic mix of profound and engaging quotes.

Cheers, Karene Jade Howie - Email

Adult Humor & Funny Jokes
Philosophical, Political, Twisted, Stupid Humor!

Who said Philosophers don't have a sense of humor? Here are a few philosophical jokes for you - hope they make you smile!

Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.

Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. 'I think not,' he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.

Jean-Paul sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, 'I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.' The waitress replies, 'I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?'

Below you will find our unique gallery of Adult Humor & Funny Jokes (Political, Twisted, stupid) from a diversity of famous philosophers and thinkers: Albert Einstein, Bertrand Russell, Oscar Wilde, George Washington, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Soren Kierkegaard, Karl Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Plato.
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We hope you find our selection interesting and useful. Cheers, Karene Jade Howie

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Political Comedy: Churchill Against Democracy
Political Comedy: Churchill Against Democracy
'The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.'

Irony: Freedom of speech, Freedom of Thought
Irony: Freedom of speech, Freedom of Thought
'People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.' (Soren Kierkegaard, 1813 - 1855)

Wit of Oscar Wilde: Genius at Play
Wit of Oscar Wilde: Genius at Play
'I have nothing to declare except my genius.'


Funny Words: President George Washington
Funny Words: President George Washington
'Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!' (George Washington, note to his gardener at Mount Vernon, 1794)

Rational Man: Bertrand Russell Humor and Wit
Rational Man: Bertrand Russell Humor and Wit
'It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.'

Clever Humour: Bertrand Russell Thinking Quote
Clever Humour: Bertrand Russell Thinking Quote
'Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.'


Ronald Reagan Joke: Terror of Government
Ronald Reagan Joke: Terror of Government
'The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.''

Political Humor: Ronald Reagan on the Deficit
Political Humor: Ronald Reagan on the Deficit
'I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.'

Office Humor: Ronald Reagan on Hard Work
Office Humor: Ronald Reagan on Hard Work
'It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?'


Plato: Greek Humour Beer Quote
Plato: Greek Humour Beer Quote
'He was a wise man who invented beer.'

Physics Comedy: on Quantum Theory
Physics Comedy: on Quantum Theory
'At the moment physics is again terribly confused. ...I wish I had been a movie comedian or something of the sort and had never heard of physics.' (Wolfgang Pauli, on Quantum Theory)

Humor in Literature: George Orwell
Humor in Literature: George Orwell
'Four legs good, two legs bad.'


Priceless humor: George Orwell Animals Humanity
Priceless humor: George Orwell Animals Humanity
'All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.'

Humorous Nietzsche: Fallacy of Moral Religion
Humorous Nietzsche: Fallacy of Moral Religion
'In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.'

Humor in Politics: Karl Marx on Business
Humor in Politics: Karl Marx on Business
'Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.'


Funny Quotes: Irony of Thought and Prejudice
Funny Quotes: Irony of Thought and Prejudice
'A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.'

Albert Einstein Humorous Quote: Relativity
Albert Einstein Humorous Quote: Relativity
'Put your hand on A hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.' (Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955)

Albert Einstein Funny Quote Infinite stupid Humans
Albert Einstein Funny Quote Infinite stupid Humans
'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.' (Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955)

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'The Gift of Truth Excels all Other Gifts.' (Buddha)

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'At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst.' (Aristotle)
Ancient Greek Philosophy		 'Hatred is never appeased by hatred in this world; it is appeased by love. This is an eternal Law.' (Buddha)
Chinese Indian Metaphysics		 'I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.' (Spinoza)
Western Philosophy		 'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.' (Bertrand Russell)
20th Century Philosophers		 'The scientist only imposes two things, namely truth and sincerity, imposes them upon himself and upon other scientists'. (Erwin Schrodinger)
Physics Prints Science Quote		 'The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty and Truth.' (Albert Einstein)
Albert Einstein Science & Life		 'The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God.' (Euclid)
Mathematics Mathematicians		 'I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.' (Marie Curie)
Scientists Inventors		 'Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.' (Seneca the Younger)
God Religion Morality		 'If civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world at peace.' (Franklin D. Roosevelt (FDR))
Famous Leader Politics
'Since philosophy is the art which teaches us how to live, and since children need to learn it as much as we do at other ages, why do we not instruct them in it?' (Michel de Montaigne on Philosophy of Education)
Education Educational		 'The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future.' (Herbert Spencer)
Evolution Life Nature Ecology		 'The Truth is far more powerful than any weapon of mass destruction.' (Mohandas Mahatma Gandhi)
Motivational Inspirational		 'No one was ever yet a great poet, without being at the same time a profound philosopher. For poetry is the blossom and the fragrancy of all human knowledge, human thoughts, human passions, emotions, language.' (Samuel Taylor Coleridge)
Metaphysical Poets & Poetry		 'In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.' (George Orwell)
Literature Books Authors		 'Analyse any human emotion, no matter how far it may be removed from the sphere of sex, and you are sure to discover somewhere the primal impulse, to which life owes its perpetuation.' (Sigmund Freud)
Erotic Love Sex Sexuality		 'Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.' (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)
Musicians Composers		 'No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.' (Mary Wollstonecraft, Vindication of the Rights of Women)
Women Feminism Art		 'Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters; united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels.' (Francisco de Goya)
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Karene contemplating all the work she has done on the Philosophy Shop!ABOUT YOUR SHOP KEEPER: KARENE HOWIE
My partner (philosopher Geoff Haselhurst) and I are building a large philosophy website which is the source (and inspiration) for most of the Philosophy images and quotes in this shop.
We believe that Philosophy (which is ultimately about Wisdom from Truth and Reality) is important to our world (all proceeds from this shop are used to promote our work on Philosophy, Physics and Metaphysics).
Thus we also hope that you find our Philosophy Website interesting!
Cheers,
Karene. (2009)
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